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Deviant for 9 Years
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Given by Gorilla09
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Dark Blue Gooman by Jessthenotsohotmess Dark Blue Gooman :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 12 3 Light Blue Gooman by Jessthenotsohotmess Light Blue Gooman :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 13 14 Eternos (or possibly an Avatar of It) by Jessthenotsohotmess Eternos (or possibly an Avatar of It) :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 44 11
Necori description
Necori Character description-
Overall appearance: Akin to an anthropomorphic glaucus atlanticus (other Quantusepii appear like different nudibranches. Some on rare occasions appear more snail-like, shells and all)
Sex: N/A (the Quantusepii species reproduce via a type of asexual reproduction. Thus there are no sex organs nor secondary sex characteristics. I.e no breasts, penis, testes, vagina, ovaries, ovipositor, etc. etc.).
Gender: Agender (or androgynous, either works), pronouns are they/them/their
Orientation: Asexual, Omniromantic
Height: 7' 6"
Weight: 230 lbs
Skin: Primarily azure, but can change to varying colors (the closer proximity to blue the easier. Violets, reds, blacks, grays, etc.? No problem. Yellows, oranges, whites, greys, etc.? Somewhat harder). Appears to move fluidly, with an appearance similar to that of mercury. Has capability of going nearly transparent. Their primary method of conversing is with the skin v
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Hark! The Weeping Angels sing (a Whovian carol)
Hark! The weeping angels sing
Glory to the Could-Have-Been King!
Davros save from Nightmare Child,
Doc and Master Reconciled.
Join up all ye nations rise,
Fight invaders from the skies!
Robot heavenly host proclaim
The daleks are back again?!
Hark! The weeping angels sing
Glory to the Could-Have-Been King.
Doctor, by highest leaders adored,
Doctor the infinite Time Lord.
Late in time to Amy he'll come,
And when she's gone, he will be glum.
Copied by Flesh in a factory,
Discovered a ganger Amy.
Pleased when man shows potential,
Doctor hates to say farewell.
Revels in his glories by
Regenerates when else he'd die
Born on Gallifrey, often on Earth
Arrived too late after Melody's birth.
Likes to go and sonic things,
Happiness to all he brings.
Love him for he is sublime
Love the Gallifeyan Lord of Time.
Hark the weeping angels sing
Glory to the Could-Have-Been King!
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30's-ish style? by Jessthenotsohotmess 30's-ish style? :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 33 117
When Jeb came to town (WIP)
When Jeb first came into town, nobody gave him much thought. People were coming and going in the little town of Hope Cross, Texas on a pretty regular basis. Anyone who paid him more than half a mind always noticed the same things about him: That he was quite paler than a Southern gentleman would normally be and that his demeanor; while kindly enough, was rather withdrawn.
He came one night in the Spring of 1850, rolling up in his carriage which -to many a person's surprise- was his own (most newcomers had to buy a ride with someone else, or worse yet walk). He brought with him naught but the clothes on his back and 1 suitcase which he kept close to him at all times. A curt "Evening, name's Jeb" and tip of his hat was all the introduction he gave before heading off to his home. What few people who'd been there when he arrived didn't mind, a lot of strangers liked to get settled in when they got there.
What struck folks as odd however was when Jeb stayed in his house all the next morning
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Deej's Backstory (HUGE change)
Name: Deejrimli-Esnial-Isthmul ((he is the half brother of Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill and Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul. This his last names being portmanteaus of his "siblings" ))
Aliases: Deej
Age: 19
Sex: Male, though he'll sometimes switch things up
Species: Genetically modified Andalite (An alien from the series "Animorphs," Andalites are a shape-shifting tauric species with a scythe blade on the end of their tail, two stalk eyes atop their head, two "normal" eyes on their face, 4 nostril slits, 2 elf-like ears and no mouth. They're covered in a hair that's generally some sort of blue or purple. They eat by absorbing nutrients from food -usually grasses- via their hooves. Their arms; though weak looking, are surprisingly strong. They speak with telekinesis, unless in a form that can speak via a different method. They've the ability to shape shift into any creature they come in contact with; as their genetics "memorize" the creatures DNA pattern and can morph to it.)
Appearance: His ir
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New outfit by Jessthenotsohotmess New outfit :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 8 21 Who could it be now? by Jessthenotsohotmess Who could it be now? :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 12 25
Mature content
Fox's Cunning Con - Part 4 :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 7 4
Mature content
A very Krampus Kristmas :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 1 0
Mature content
Fox's Cunning Con - Part 3 :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 4 0
Mature content
Face the Face :iconjessthenotsohotmess:Jessthenotsohotmess 6 18
Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda
To mom,
Well due to our "confrontation" about certain events back in November I really don't have too much to say, but what I haven't said I wish I could and would. I'm worried though that you won't be as "ok" with things as you may seem however, which is why I hold my tongue for the time being.
You already figured out some of this, due to a bit of snooping and my own mistakes in making a profile. But there's still more that's left unsaid. And as I learn more about myself each day that just adds to it. Really you know about 10% about me, if even that. And your my mom so I wish I could just let loose and tell you it all. But I still worry I can't, no matter how much you said otherwise.
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21st Century Cure?
To "Iodine",
I'd just like to say that you changed my life, although I'm not sure if you know that you did. I won't delve too much into how or why though, it's more of a personal matter really. But suffice to say that, without your seemingly random friend request (yes we knew someone in common, still was random) I would have never known what I do now. You showed me how misconstrued my perceptions of things were, and it opened my mind.
Shortly after you would help me by listening and providing advice, even giving an important piece of insight that I believe will become essential as time goes by. I know later you got disappointed due to some of the choices I made and that's unfortunate, but at the time it seemed like the only option available. You were right though, it just made me look false and like a sell-out. And again for that I thank you as well. We haven't spoken much lately but I hope you know that you impacted changed my life, and things'll likely never be the same from hencefor
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I figure this will get people's attention easier than a journal or status. So, look here if we're RPing 

10 deviants said I'll get back to them ASAP once I feel up to it, thanks for your patience and understanding!
6 deviants said I will be taking a break from replying to RPs.
4 deviants said Point is rn, I'm feeling pretty low energy so, just for the next like day or so (hopefully, unless this is something wire like in March)
3 deviants said I've a sore throat. Could be strep, could be post nasal drip, or an infection, who knows.
lordAmaterasu pretty much tagged me technically so, here goes. Just comment and like, I'll check off whichever I feel are applicable for you and whatnot

If we lived together... 

[ ] argue all the time 
[ ] sex, sex, sex 
[ ] watch movies
[ ] prank call
[ ] chat
[ ] play fight
[ ] cuddle
[ ] kiss~ 
[ ] throw a mean party 
[ ] make out
[ ] whatever you want 
[ ] I wouldn't want to live with you

If we kissed by accident, I would... 
[ ] bite your lip softly  
[ ] kiss you back
[ ] slap you
[ ] laugh about it
[ ] stand there wondering if I should kiss you again
[ ] it wouldn't happen
[ ] it'll never ever ever ever happen, so don't get your hopes up

If you held my hand, I would...
[ ] lock my fingers in between yours
[ ] stand there like what the corn muffins are you doing 
[ ] let you keep it 
[ ] pull away
[ ] idk 

If you hugged me, I would... 
[ ] hug you back 
[ ] push away
[ ] be shocked 
[ ] i wouldn't hug you

Would I date you? 
[ ] yeah
[ ] maybe 
[ ] nahhhhh
[ ] idk 
[ ] nah we're basically brother/sister
[ ] already have

If we walked home together, I'd... 
[ ] hold your hand
[ ] push you in a bush
[ ] trip you and run
[ ] give you a biiiiiiig hug 
[ ] have a heart to heart conversation
[ ] act like idiots

I can see us... 
[ ] living together
[ ] being close
[ ] not talking
[ ] married
[ ] chilling
[ ] partying together

You should... 
[ ] talk to me more
[ ] chill with me
[ ] write on my page
[ ] stop being a stranger
[ ] text me
[ ] call me
[ ] skype with me
[ ] put this as your journal so i can comment on it
  • Watching: Adventure Time
  • Eating: Burger King


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United States
Eh screw it. From now on I'm just gonna flit about and respond to "thank you" stuff at random rather than pay attention to which is from watchers or who's said it three times or whatnot. So like now I'll just respond to some and leave the others be.
Regular comments will be responded to 100% of the time though, of course

Current Residence: New Hampshire.
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Oldies, bit of pop
Operating System: Windows 7
Favourite cartoon character: Dunno really. Probably someone from Avatar or Steven Universe

Anything else you'd like to know; feel free to ask


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Jessthenotsohotmess has started a donation pool!
10 / 1,000,000,000
Idk, just putting this here for like, if people got spare points they feel like donating.
The "goal" is so high just cause like, there's no "set to have no actual goal" setting apparently ><

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bikdingle Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the many faves :nod: :clap: :)
LarkVant Featured By Owner 13 hours ago
Thanks for the fav ;)
fomores Featured By Owner 16 hours ago
thanks for the favs!:) (Smile) 
Jessthenotsohotmess Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome ^^
SteveBlazer Featured By Owner 18 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tiff said, "Thanks for all the faves!"
Jessthenotsohotmess Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, is Tiff based off a real person? o.o
SteveBlazer Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No. :( Just me saying thanks really.
Jessthenotsohotmess Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Oh xp
Well, you're both welcome then ;p
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Gwasanee Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You made me smile :heart:
gothmech Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks for the fave! 
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